Aww nuts, I should've sold this in the spring instead of procrastinating, since I've got a "new" winter beater.  Now the dang tranny is stuck in Park and I'll have to sell it as a "tow-away".

This mobile landmark is known by various names:  "The Crapice", "Blue Monster II", "The Atari Car", and probably some others I'm glad I haven't heard.

It's an ( Read more... )

Most of these online quizzes are stupid, useless, or just bunk, but this one actually made me curious enough to take. And since I answered all those friggin' questions, I might as well post my results somewhere.

You are a
Social Moderate
(56% permissive)

and an...
Economic Conservative ( Read more... )

Yep, that's right, I'm $1 ahead by not buying a ticket.

Why do people continue to buy lottery tickets knowing full well that it's effectively a tax on stupid people?
It boggles the mind.
But I've come up with a plan.

Next time I run across someone with a ridiculous rationalization at the ready (e.g. "My odds of winning are better than if I didn't buy ( Read more... )

How stupid IS he?

Ronald McDonald is so stupid, he pays people to take extra hamburger.
Seriously.  Being a hamburglar isn't even a crime anymore.

Do the math with me here:
 .. Cheeseburger $.99
 .. Double Cheeseburger $1.00

Yeah, they're sacrificing quite a bit of profit margin to give you an extra patty and slice of cheese for a penny, but they're ( Read more... )

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