it strikes me as a little pointless that I can be saved the trouble of going to livejournal.com by posting from my messenger client

Oh hey there, I didn't see you come in.

I haven't maintained relationships with anyone using this service for a few years, but,

Wilkie and I need a Room mate for September 1st, which we're probably already fucked on. But.

Anyone looking for a place in scenic East Williamsburg, Brooklyn?

Please fucking let me know.

KTHNX

Think about this for a minute:

If you were the kind of dude who could end up spending 80,000 dollars on a silly, frivolous vice, like, say, hookers, can you really say you wouldn't?

Dear Journal,

I was dripped on while in the bathroom last night.

I was not beneath the air vent this time, ruling out the possibility of condensation from the outside rain.

I can only conclude the ceiling has developed the ability to urinate.

Names for a tweeXcore band

The Itty Bitty Pritty Kitty Comitty

The Marionette Barrys

The Hand Soap Bubbles

People Pinata

Ginger Snap!

Candy Griffith

Bullet Buddies

Scrunchie Olympics

Big Spoon

Baby Quitter

Honey Dollar Bills

Benjamin Franklin D. Roosevelt

I don't know about the last one. Thank you!

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Name every visual adjective you can think of.

does anyone know who the fucking band is?

http://download.yousendit.com/28A284AE64BDF4E4

http://community.livejournal.com/obie_questions/27067.html

Shit like this is what happens when you google your name.

If someone from CMS wants to do me a favor they might not supposed to do, I'd really appreciate it.