Some things

make

me

LAUGH!

Ducks

Ducks make me laugh. I like how, these sneeky little fuckers can give the illusion of enviable relaxation by remaining still on a some hyperactive, wind blown body. All the while their little legs must be peddleing like a motherfucker underneeth the water in order to stay put. I can't help but laugh.

I get a kick out of ( Read more... )

Guys, I'm in a slump. I'm not in a slump in regards to just one specific area of my life, nor do I find myself sportatically slumping (like every other day). No no. I'm just stuck. I'm Robin Slumpsalot.

Job - Who know's WHAT to do in regards to this GIANT part of my life?  I've been at my current job for a year and 1/2. Do I stay and see what ( Read more... )

Running errands today, I passed by the protesters who stand on University and Speer. They bug me. First off, of all the places to stand and protest, why the Cherry Creek shopping center? You think anyone is about to go make a difference on a Saturday afternoon just as soon as they purchase their fancy new duvet cover from Bed Bath and Beyond ( Read more... )

Let me preface this entry by stating a simple fact - I’m a G.D. prude. At 25 years old, I’d trump today’s 12 year old when it comes to pleasing the parenths. I believe that my libido would literally jump out of my body and high five me were I to put my prudish tendancies on the back burner for even just one hour. But no, I put my foot down at ( Read more... )

Raise your hand if you know someone who’s job is to be the voice for a company’s automated service. Smart. I don’t see any hands up. I want to kill anyone who is themself or is associated with “a voice ( Read more... )

I've been living alone now for nearly half a year. Translation- it's just me and May (Macy my cat ( Read more... )

Five months ago today, I was broken up with. It wasn't pretty, and I didn't exactly handle it with grace. I handled it with booze just like he would have. I put the things of his that I still had, away in in a suitcase that I opened only on occasion when I felt like letting the good times that we had shared intrude in my life and overpower the ( Read more... )

I think the world would be an easier place to exist in if we were all forced to walk around with paper bags on our heads. It would certainly take care of all the isms that exist (sexism, racism, ageism, etc). Selfishly though, I wish it were acceptable to walk around with a paper bag over my head to shelter me from the daily embarrassment that I ( Read more... )

I was brought up to believe that the "bums" that stand on street corners begging for change are actually just con artists. My dad never gave or let myself or my brother give these guys change. Were weren't allowed to offer these guys leftovers from our dinner if we'd gone out to dinner and had not finished our plate. We were told growing up, ( Read more... )

Some days do you ever just stop, take a look at the way you've been living your life (or the way you've been letting life lead you rather) and think ( Read more... )