Your mama is so fat:
The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
They had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.
When she dances she makes the band skip.
Instead of Levi's 501 jeans she
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