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[rubixpube]

i'm trying to do volunteer work for this scientist and his lackey. i just walked up to him at this research fair today and told him i was interested in neuro degeneration. we're going to study alzheimer's, lemys, and some disease in siberia. i'm also going to volunteer at the humane society and walk dogs. if anyone [josh schulman] is interested

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[drfunmd]

I'm sure one or both of them would settle for your asshole.

[rubixpube]

always such a pleasure to hear from you.

OH WAIT, IT ISN'T. bah!

[quarantine]

I want access to your beef curtains.
I would fuck you so hard you'd go color blind.

[rubixpube]

BUT I WOULD FUCK YOU BACK UNTIL YOUR PENIS GOT LODGED IN MY DUODENUM.

[zzzing]

[pi314]

we ALL want access baby. your beef curtains make the world go 'round.

[eraserhed]

i'll hold the camera and wear a banana hammock while you lick some helper monkey meat curtains