can anyone here crack their fucking BREASTBONE? because i can. and it's really starting to disturb me.

near fisticuffs with a family of black people. there is a divide.

and sucked into and orgy of acapella.

good night.

i want to lash out at the holiday inn. and i want to lash out hard. THOSE FUCKERS. i want to bring down this binghamton dynasty ( Read more... )

i'm trying to do volunteer work for this scientist and his lackey. i just walked up to him at this research fair today and told him i was interested in neuro degeneration. we're going to study alzheimer's, lemys, and some disease in siberia. i'm also going to volunteer at the humane society and walk dogs. if anyone [josh schulman] is interested ( Read more... )

night skiing tonight was awesome.

check out shelves for 'CPR, My Love' by my newly formed band Revived Heartbeat.

last semester i submitted an application to this mentoring program that's held at a local school. the application said a car was absolutely necessary, but fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants me figured i could just take the bus. found out this semester there isn't a bus route by the school. i contacted the coordinator today, perhaps a few weeks late, ( Read more... )

today my uteral cramps were painful to the point of asphixyation. i kid you not. and not only did i have to miss a class, but i also didn't get to attend a presentation for foreign language majors! GOSH. now what am i going to do with my life ( Read more... )

oh, with the onset of lent and such easterly delight, here has arrived, once again, the Peep season. after trudging the half hour walk to my local grocer (which surprisingly only resulted in 1.5 panic attacks), and walking my provisions to the self-check out counter, i stumbled upon the price chopper's glorious Peep display. look at all the ( Read more... )

has anyone here ever heard of/had a pilonidal cyst?

i'll be spending the election night with local republicans and thomas w. libous. i hope everything goes as planned and their party is a bust.

last night i was my grandmother circa 1975 for halloween.