WANT.

"Look at the bright side of this: owning 32 tablespoons means that you'd almost never have to do dishes. You could get it down to twice a month if you did it right."
- Billie

The biggest downside is having too much time to think.
The truth is, after this long, it still feels like a huge, ugly, purple bruise that will not heal ( Read more... )

Too much heavy thinking at night after the Nyquil has kicked in makes Lyn a dull girl ( Read more... )

Today I spent a fun 8 hours purging files from before 2006 and answering hysterical "I left the kitchen for just a second, I swear, not even one full minute, and my lab ate 5 hershey kisses, will she die?" calls [for the record: no, she won't, bittersweet/dark chocolate is the big threat and a quantity of about the size of a Hershey's bar is ( Read more... )

In 2009, ( Read more... )

[and yes, it's intentionally out of order ( Read more... )

you’ve got some kind of nerve ( Read more... )

"I taste of cupcakey goodness."

"But - I like your skin. I want to cut it off and make a doll."

"It doesn't feel well. It ate dung. It doesn't like dung."

We love people not for who they are, but for how they make us feel.

I've been typing the same secret to you for years, all that changes is the depth and significance and meaning and history - I love you more than anything or anyone else in this world, more than you could begin to comprehend ( Read more... )