Hey, dad, look at me ( Read more... )

Lyn Meyers: The shower rod got pulled accidentally and fell down with surprising force on my forehead.
Theta Sigma: damn, i've had that happen too
Theta Sigma: and it hurts
Theta Sigma: your shower curtain is evil O__o
Lyn Meyers: seriously who knew a shower rod was so fucking heavy? Wtf?
Theta Sigma: Its metal O_o

As of this afternoon, my sister is 70% effaced and 1 centimeter dilated. I'm distracting myself because thinking about my nephew's impending arrival will absolutely make me crawl out of my skin I'm so excited and nervous ( Read more... )

This seems to be where I'm at with everyone/everything, sometimes with more success than others.To almost every person or situation I've recently said, "I'll not expect you to meet a flawless standard if you'll make some improvement in your behavior." Or, "Job, I don't expect you to be rainbows and flowers, but I should not feel nauseous every day ( Read more... )

- That my brother, apparently, is going to Iraq ( Read more... )

This is where I'm at right now. In the first song, let's say "it" means "being able to live outside of survival mode and ever let down my mile high walls and not be a damn robot and have the balls to need someone." Hypothetically.

if I make a lot of tinsel then people will want to
if I am hardened, no fear of further abandonmentif I am famous then ( Read more... )

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Dear grandmother ( Read more... )

Harry: I've been doing a lot of thinking. And the thing is, I love you ( Read more... )

Just when I had lost my sense of humor
My heart was just a tangle of barbed wire
You could get to me, but I'd get to you sooner
I quit before I'm fired

Tried every trick to stop you in your tracks
Shot off my gun to run you off my land
You just stood there trying not to laugh
And held up your hands

That's when I knew your aim was steady ( Read more... )