Changing my Myspace status shouldn't hurt so fucking much.
That's gay. Really, gay.
Ugh.

As we all know, I've gotten it into my head that a partner is not something that I especially want, whereas a child is, and it may actually be best if I undertake the baby-making endeavor while single. Since I'm planning the fate of my unborn child, here, I'm not taking this idea lightly. I could start trying to concieve absolutely no sooner than ( Read more... )

[Ami, asking about bus routes] Where will I get off?
[me, distracted and trying to unwrap a cat's bandages at the same time] Hmm. Where do you want to get off?... *thinks*
[Ami] In your pants, Lyn.I'm forcing myself to be okay. My first priority in life will be getting financially and emotionally stable enough to have a baby, and letting myself ( Read more... )

This is a piece of a conversation that was had with Ami this morning. I won't say who the person in question is or why she's worthy of such hate, but I was venting about it and this is how we can all tell that you really shouldn't fuck with the best friends of British bitches. Shit ( Read more... )

Today, I actually managed to joke with a coworker about the Divorce Diet - I've lost 5lbs and a belt notch since last week, without even trying ( Read more... )

As of yesterday, my marriage is over. I don't want to discuss or relive it, although I appreciate the five particular people who are going so much out of their way to keep me glued together. For the time being, we'll be staying in the house that we recently signed the lease on, I'll just be relocating to a different bedroom. Thoughtless things were ( Read more... )

I wonder where your heart is ( Read more... )

Excuse me, but can I be you for a while?
My dog wont bite if you sit real still
I got the anti-Christ in the kitchen yellin' at me again
Yeah, I can hear that

Been saved again by the garbage truck
I got something to say you know but, nothing comes
Yes, I know what you think of me, you never shut up
Yeah, I can hear thatBut what if I'm a mermaid ( Read more... )

you are subtle as a window pane
standing in my view
but i will wait for it to rain
so that i can see you
you call me up at night
when there's no light passing through
and you think that i don't understand ( Read more... )

One year and one day ago, I posted a "you and you and you" blog, with all the things I couldn't say to the people I wanted to say them to. And it's mind-boggling what's changed since then.

I really just want your approval.
This was my father, and now I have it.

You can't even imagine how much I love you.This was for my wife, before she was my ( Read more... )