I want to see how lucky lucky can be ( Read more... )

In my bulk mail, today...
Subject: Orc sized wanker is teasing beauty's lips for a sucking
Ah, happy Friday.

Things are just no good today ( Read more... )

growing up, it was just me and my mom against the world ( Read more... )

1. If I'm not calling you back and you're calling me/texting me/Myspace messaging me/e-mailing me/leaving me comments/stalking me, it's because I've recently started hating phones. I don't know what happened. It could be a factor that I get such shit reception in my house it's not worth bothering, it's fucking December so I'm not standing outside ( Read more... )

Meredith's opening dialogue from last week's Grey's Anatomy pretty much sums up my life right now. Very little else needs said.

"At the end of the day, the experience of practicing medicine bears little resemblance to the dream. We go into medicine to save lives. We go into medicine because we want to do good. We go into medicine for the rush. For ( Read more... )

I'm not avoiding anyone. (Well, that's only half-true. But no one who will ready this.) Incredibly long story short, the roommates up and left, stealing half the shit in the house and thinking that they were jumping off of a sinking ship. They left a false number for the landlord and the gas shut off. However, they forgot who they were dealing with ( Read more... )

I’ll admit, I can be hard to please ( Read more... )

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I'm at work this morning, and a client with a huge bloodhound goes into an exam room. Unremarkable lady. Nothing awesome or horrid about her, just a client, nothing about her stands out to me, but her dog's nifty. As soon as the door shuts, Donna says to me: "Do you think that lady's hot?" Startled, I turn around to looked at her with a puzzled ( Read more... )