♋ 9th Memo [Action + Text]
[A certain black haired, crabby troll emerges from the Catacombs. It had been awhile since he had shown his face in the city. In fact, he had been sent back home for the time being. Which had been nice, he guessed. Even though Karkat had gone home, as he had hoped for (never wanting to be in this city in the first place) now the city was a breath
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D--> I hadn't noticed
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I WAS GONE ASSHOLE
I WAS SENT BACK HOME AND I'M NOW FARTHER ON THE TIMELINE
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[He wanted to apologize, but that would seem out of place given their frequent bickering.]
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D--> Still didn't miss you
D--> But don't worry
D--> I bravely led the team during your abscence
[He did nothing of the sort, but Karkat won't know that.]
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IN FACT IF YOU DID I WOULD BE SO PLEASED
I WOULD THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME
GOOD TO KNOW YOU ARE STILL A NOOK SUCKING ASSHOLE
YOU
BETTER NOT HAVE
[He's sort of doubting if Equius actually did. He probably did. Knowing it would piss Karkat off.]
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D--> I wouldn't want you to think that
D--> Let me assure you, I have no feelings for you
D--> Beyond the most platonic and noble hatred
D--> You should have seen how I led them, Vantas
D--> It was glorious
D--> I led them much better than you could possibly imagine
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AT LEAST I CAN REST KNOWING THAT KNOWLEDGE
I THINK I WOULD HAVE TO PULL OUT MY OWN GULLET AND STRANGLE MYSELF WITH MY ENTRAILS BEFORE I FORMED A QUADRANT WITH YOU
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YOU COULD NEVER LEAD THEM AS WELL AS I COULD AND DO
IT MUST HAVE BEEN YOUR SICK DREAMS INVADING YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS
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D--> You just wish I would lower myself to forming a quadrant with you
D--> I'm sure you lie awake at night, dreaming of what it would be like to be in my quadrants
D--> Well, too bad
D--> I'm far too good for you
D--> I didn't just lead them as well
D--> I led them better
D--> Better than you could even dream
D--> I led them so well they completely forgot about you
[Equius really has no idea why Karkat gets so bent out of shape about this leader stuff, but he's fun to poke at and needle, so that's exactly what he does.]
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YOU CAUGHT ME
DEAR GOD ASSHOLE I FEEL SO MUCH FOR YOU
HOW CAN I CONTAIN ALL MY FEELINGS
MY HATE FOR YOU IS SO STRONG I WANT TO TAKE MY SICKLE AND SHOVE SO FAR UP YOUR NOOK THAT THE VERY ACTION WILL SENT YOU INTO A FIT OF SPASMS THAT A SEIZURING BARKBEST WOULD BE JEALOUS OF
OR MUSCLEBEAT IN YOUR CASE
EITHER, I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK
SURE THEY FORGOT ABOUT ME
TELL THAT TO GAMZEE
SEEMS HE REMEMBERED ME QUITE WELL
NEARLY LOST HIS SHIT BECAUSE MY PRESENCE WAS MISSING
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D--> You are really starting to send mi%ed messages here
D--> You either want to be in a quadrant with me or you don't
D--> Mind you, the thought of your misshapen husk of a body doesn't e%actly enthrall me
D--> Quite the opposite, really
D--> Bu either way, you need to decide your feelings here
D--> I don't question the needs or wants of the Highb100d
D--> It's not my place
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IF I EVER CONSIDERED ONE IT WOULD BE BLACK ROM
THOUGH OUR HATE IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING EQUAL
I'M SURPRISED YOU MANAGED TO FILL ONE WITH TAVROS
THOUGH I GUESS AN ASSHOLE LIKE YOU NEED SOMEONE LIKE HIM
THAT'S RIGHT IT'S NOT
GLAD YOU AT LEAST KNOW THAT MUCH
[Don't talk romance with him Equius, he will got fanboy on you.]
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D--> That quadrant is already taken, thank you very much
D--> As is my flushed quadrant
D--> Leaving only the darker ones
D--> I'd point out that you've used the term "nook" and its more vulgar cousin si% times in this brief e%change
D--> I'd also point out that you referenced, 100dly, shoving things up MY nook
D--> See, Vantas, this is what I mean about mi%ed signals
D--> Either you're black for me or you're not
D--> Make up your mind
[Is he trolling him here? Being serious? Even Equius himself doesn't know for sure...]
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...WHAT IF I FUCKING DO
NOT LIKE IT WOULD DO A FUCK OF ANYTHING
[Well he didn't realize his feelings for Gamzee, until he was face to face with the option. He also hadn't been good with his own quadrants in the past. Yet, he was good with others problems. Maybe he did have black feelings? He did hate Equius, but was it platonic or not? It was hard to tell at the moment when his mind was focused on so many other things at once. UGH THIS WAS FRUSTRATING!]
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D--> You
D--> You're being serious
[Wow, romance is hard.]
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BEING CONFUSED CAUSE I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THAT
I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU HAVE ENOUGH HATE FOR A BLACK ROM
FUCK SHUT IT ASSHOLE
UGGGGGHHHH!
[Why was this hard? It was black rom, he had them before, for the derp human. Why was it hard with this asshole?]
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D--> Oh no you didn't
D--> You did not just question the levels of my hatred
D--> Let me assure you, gutterb100d
D--> When I hate, trolls KNOW it
D--> No one I've hated before has lived to tell about it
D--> Because I just hate that good
D--> You probably couldn't handle it anyway
D--> Not a weak little lowb100d like yourself
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WELL NO WONDER YOU DON'T HAVE A CALIGNIOUS RELATIONSHIP
SURE YOU CAN HATE, BUT YOU HAVE TOO MUCH HATE
I'M NOT EVEN SURE YOU COULD HATE PROPERLY
FROM WHAT YOU ARE TELLING ME YOU DON'T
YOU HAVE UNCONTROLLED HATE, MINE IS CONTROLLED
I HATE NEARLY EVERY PERSON HEAR ALL WITH VARYING LEVELS AND CAN TELL WHICH IS PLATONIC
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WELL EXCEPT FOR YOU
WHICH I AM TRYING TO FIGURE THE FUCK OUT
FUCKASS, BLOOD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT
BLUEBLOOD BULGE WANK I CAN HANDLE ANY FUCKING HATE YOU HAVE
FUCK YOU WOULD PROBABLY NEED SOMEONE LIKE ME GIVEN YOUR HATE ISN'T EVEN FUCKING CONTROLLED!
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