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rubygamgee

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Jan 20, 2003 13:32

I, Ruby notgonnasaythemiddlename Gamgee, am on a quest ( Read more... )

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beorn_bearman January 20 2003, 11:42:11 UTC

I should leave you there for the awful trauma inflicted upon my poor hapless lawn gnome.

rubygamgee January 20 2003, 11:44:09 UTC

But that would be cruel. I'd be forced to weep. And every night you'd hear a tiny baby hobbit weeping until I finally die at which point I'll come back as a weeping ghost and you'll NEVER BE RID OF ME! NEVER!

beorn_bearman January 20 2003, 11:47:55 UTC

I'm not rid of you as it is, and I can always add another trap over your mouth. That poor gnome was painted flaming pink!

rubygamgee January 20 2003, 11:52:59 UTC

He told me it made him feel pretty.

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primrosegamgee January 20 2003, 12:10:01 UTC

OH NO!!!

Ruby!! Are you okay?

rubygamgee January 20 2003, 12:23:19 UTC

Make. The. Pain. Go. Away.

primrosegamgee January 20 2003, 12:37:05 UTC

Um... ::douses you with aloe vera::