Ruby: *scurries past Primrose*
Primrose: *is still stone dammit*
Ruby: *draws a mustache on Primrose*
Primrose: *wonders when Drogo or someone will get a move on a discover a cure*
Ruby: *adds little props*
Primrose: *is weeping inside*
Ruby: nice statue :D
Primrose: *...*
Ruby: *glues on sparkles*
Primrose: *would be woeful if she could show ( Read more... )

Okay. In the beginning there was the hobbit. The LITTLE hobbit. That would be me.

See me?


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Me and Theoredes have built an impenetrable fortress.

Well, I just designed it. I made Redes carry all the heavy stuff cause she's big. And then we found Uncle Andwise and pulled him out of the river long enough to tie things together.

So now we're hiding in a tree in case the freaky lady with all the makeup remembers she was after us for blood ( Read more... )

Ruby: *clings to Rosie*
Rosie: o.o
Rosie: *hugs her tight*
Ruby: I'm a vampire
Rosie: What?? how did.. when.. ???
Ruby: I am a creature of zee night :D
Rosie: baby, when.. were you bit?
Ruby: yes! *tilts her head and shows two little red marks on her neck*
Rosie: oh no *covers mouth* who.. who did this?
Ruby: Theoredes. We found these red pens...
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*climbs up onto the counter and begins rummaging through the cupboards, knocking over a salt shaker*

Sugar and spice, need sugar and spice. *holds out a canister*

c-ina--You'd better be a spice. *shoves in her pocket*

Ms Luthien gave me a horse a bit back. Ahem.


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THEY GAVE ME A PONY.

*dangles from the reins* There are issues, however.

BUT. Stage one is done.

NOW. *dons the cute baby hobbit eyes and looks up beseechingly at Luthien, trying to look as little like a small big-footed rodent as possible*

Still pestering Luthien about the horse. Or um, trying to pester. It's hard to pester someone when you keep getting distracted and go to root through the dressers and various desks in the palace.

Here. A picture of me to pretend to be content.


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Sick of being oppressed.

So I climbed out of my bedroom window and raided the Green Dragon for pots and pans armor ( Read more... )

Well, ms Luthien brought me home and told me to never ever steal a baby again cause it was Wrong.

No horse.

Must go angst into my pillows.

If I can get the door to the hole open.

*batters at it and tries to reach the doorknob*