*leaves a note for Beren and Luthien*

Dear rescuer and ms. Luthien:

I have stolen your baby. I will be very careful with her and have left an address at which she can be reached once we've gotten to our destination.

Ps. I am doing this so I can get a horse.

P.P.S: You guys have great cookies
*leaves note and tries to carry a baby that's more ( Read more... )

Okay, have stolen pen and paper.

Must now compose.

Dear Beren:

Remember when that guy, Boromir, was eating me and my sibs? And you saved us? Can you do that again? Only me this time. Possibly Primrose if the bear gets her.

Ps. Please do it. I am small and cute and do not want to be spayed.

*mails*

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TakaCrantz: Mount doom
Rosie:: O_O WHAT??
TakaCrantz: She's tossing her journal in
Ruby: It's for the good of the world, mom
Rosie:: why???
Rosie:: how??
Ruby: ELVES. Tiny squished elves! I MUST ATONE
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