why am i dating 40 year old with the mental retention of a small retarded child. the only way he will learn anything is if i beat him with lit cigarettes. whywhywhy???

the talent that sprouted from "who's the boss" is staggering.

what type of person takes two hours to get ready to look like she "just rolled out of bed"? who has seat covers that say "princess" and a license plate that has "baby doll" airbrushed on it. i would voodoo doll her but i don't have enough material for her big head. i always examine accident scenes in trashy areas in case her mangled plate lays ( Read more... )

can anyone tell me if kazaa is too much trouble?

~an email from my boyfriend~
please smack me accross the face with all your might, anger and woman pride as i will NEVER yell in the morning again, i am such a DICK i forgot you were sick i was just thinking of my big head getting cold i am stupid and thoughtless and unworthy please call me before you go out in the rain today
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if i have to go all the way out there to meet them because the fake vegan spoiled brat has to eat at the steakhouse i will be in custody for murder by 8PM

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