It just hit me that "live each day like it's your last" is the worst advice anyone has ever thought of, yet it's all over people's blogs and myspace pages. I've been cracking up about this in public all day
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then I started thinking: I'm gonna live like it's the day before the last day of my life. Gettin' supplies. Not answering the phone cuz shit, I'm gonna talk to everyone tomorrow. Figuring out how to combine things to save time. "Hmmmmmmmm......seeing kittens be born, getting a blowjob, swimming in the ocean, calling ex-girlfriends to see if they really loved me, smoking a lot of speed. So I will have to buy a cellphone"
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fucking hilarious
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I'm gonna live like it's the day before the last day of my life.
Gettin' supplies.
Not answering the phone cuz shit, I'm gonna talk to everyone tomorrow.
Figuring out how to combine things to save time.
"Hmmmmmmmm......seeing kittens be born, getting a blowjob, swimming in the ocean, calling ex-girlfriends to see if they really loved me, smoking a lot of speed. So I will have to buy a cellphone"
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