I am beside myself. Boost shake + Bailey's = fantasy lunch. I have found(ed) a cocktail that has 15 grams of protein and a zillion vitamins. I am misty eyed. I knew I had potential, but this?

HAPPY THIRTIETHS, MY DARLINGS.

In your honours, I am ( dancing in my pajammies )

I threw in the towel at a quarter past ten o’clock on the early end of Monday. Lo, how (I imagined that) the neighbourhood shook from the impact of the towel’s landing. Cats in the severals meowed critically. People who were “just resting their eyes” looked around for full moments before getting back to it ( Read more... )

One of the three dudes I live with (their real names are The German, The Pretty Boy, and The Hippie) brought home a chalkboard so the apartment could have a public forum.

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Still know how to:
-do a good backfloat
-ride bike w/ no hands

For those of you who missed my mass mailout, I found a teenage kitten on the mountain, hiding in a pile-o'-rocks cave. She seemed too little and cute to be playing in the forest, so she's shacking up chez moi until (hopefully) her former owner finds one of my ads. My roommates have been giving me "we're not keeping the cat" looks, so I'm scouting ( Read more... )

It just hit me that "live each day like it's your last" is the worst advice anyone has ever thought of, yet it's all over people's blogs and myspace pages. I've been cracking up about this in public all day ( Read more... )

This summer doesn't count.

I got caught in the rain wearing my black leather ballet-slipperish summer shoes, and now the dye has stained my feet to various depths of purplish black and bathtub-grout-fungus grey. I have a few half-healed blisters, and those little rough patches on my heels and toes that people who use their feet and don’t have weekly pedicures get. Stay with ( Read more... )

The eSquisite Corpse

A surrealist game inflicted on us by top_boyIt's an electronic update of the classic surrealist questions game "the exquisite corpse". The idea is that you answer all the questions by typing your answer into Google Image search and post the answer in the form of an image that comes up. For poetic license we'll say you can choose from ( Read more... )