Maybe i'm not really pregnant. Maybe my body has fooled itself into thinking it is pregnant, that's why I constantly have contractions but no baby comes out ( Read more... )

Oh uterus, the cruel games you play are so amusing.
Last night I had another round of contractions that lasted a few hours then disapeared when I went to bed. Maybe my actual labor will be fast since my body seems to be doing the work slowly over time.

I might haul out the cohosh today.

its 4:30 in the morning. Still having irregular, non productive ctx. They are totally random, like 15-45 minutes apart. whats the point?
I am getting really frustrated. I wanna be sleeping.

I woke up kinda crampy today. After having my membrane sweep I had contractions about every ten minutes for a couple hours. They seem to have gone away though.
i'll keep ya'll updated.

Getoutgetoutgetoutgetout ( Read more... )

If I have to be pregnant for 3 more weeks I will forking die. Don't even talk to me about going overdue. I will reach up there and yank her out. Don't tempt me dammit ( Read more... )

its been awhile ( Read more... )

Is it wrong to reeeeeeaaaaly dislike your mother? Does it set one up to be hated by their daughter someday? motherly karma kinda thing ( Read more... )

Today I feel like laying on the ground and crying for about 6 hours. Everything is frustrating and I hate my husband. I sorta wish he would spontaniously expolode into a million bloody pieces ( Read more... )

I just went to a giant craft store looking for two simple things. Some satin fabric and some ribbon, to make Ari a cape. I ended up wandering around looking at all the massive amounts of stuff for an hour. My head was filled with crafty ideas and I got totally overwhelmed and left with nothing but scissors. No fabric.
Maybe i'll try again tomorrow!