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Repost lang po... enjoy

Yo momma's so fat it takes a year to download her picture.
Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma's so fat she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her 17 years to live.
Yo momma's so fat when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part as the big rolling ball.
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Buti pa ang chocnut...sigh....


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I was checking some pics from a collection and saw the one's by Steve Tirona and "super" is the only word i can say...

Check this out and see...


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1. i'm tired.

i've been up late for the past two days working on some web stuff.

i've had a full day today messing with some computers. and i'm still up putting proposals together.

it is good to know that i will not be waking up tomorrow to an alarm clock at 4:30 in the morning.

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FA Wall:
"nobody cares"
somebody answered:
                "not even the carebares?"
then another:
                "not even kier?"
then:
                "not even zoren?"
lastly:
                "not even zorro?"
all written by different people.

AS:
AS chairs:
"push button to eject seatmate"

"push button to eject urself"

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Never in my life did I think that I would get to be as old as I am today.  I am sooo old I can legally walk to a bar, watch rated R movies, drive, get a TIN number, get my SSS I.D., and have sex.  Well, the sex part was bullish. :)  Haha

oh sex ... bad sex....

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Boredome is takings its toll on me. Boredome becomes a habit now and I just wanted to know if any of you out there have had peculiar experiences?
It can be anything, but please nothing violent. I can't handle violence. I'm a coward with a low threshhold for pain. Or you could see it positively as a powerful self-preservation instinct.

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In one of the Nazi death camps during the Second World War, a believer wrote on the wall:

I believe in the sun, even when it isn’t shining.

I believe in love, even when I feel it not.

I believe in God, even when He is silent.

get the hint? :)

Ginising ako ng friend kong si Conchita at sinamahan ko sya mag mass sa church malapit sa village namin...

Habang nakaluhod...

Conchita :  "Ang hirap palang i schedule ang tatlong lalake sa isang linggo?"

Me: "eh date lang naman diba? time managment lang yan"

Tumayo para mang communion sabay banat sa akin:

Conchita:  "Ang hapdi ng pek-pek ko noh!"


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