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ruininurworld

{声 voice post 声}

Apr 16, 2009 15:14

[CLANGCLANG, a phone banging against a desk, the cord whipping behind it]

-HONE CALL? ONE PHONE CAAAAALL? AHHH, I DON'T DESERVE EVEN HALF A PHONE CALL! ALL MY ROAMING MINUTES SHOULD BE PUT OVER A SPIT AND ROOOOASTED!
I AM A FELON!
A CROOK!
WHAT THE MOTHERS OF FELONS AND CROOKS WARN THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT!
I AM PURE EVIIIIIL!

DON'T YOU SEE?! DON ( Read more... )

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abyssjade April 16 2009, 19:50:03 UTC

What are your crimes, Ritsu?

ruininurworld April 16 2009, 19:51:18 UTC

C-C-C-CURTISS-SAAAAAAAAAN!!!

abyssjade April 16 2009, 19:58:38 UTC

Did you rob a bank?

Did you kill a girl?

Did you dare to step in the grass?

ruininurworld April 16 2009, 20:00:31 UTC

N-N-N-NO! I DIDN'T DO ANY OF THAT! ALTHOUGH I C-C-CAN SEE WHY YOU WOULD SUSPECT ME OF SUCH CRIMES! I AM A N-NO GOOD CROOK!

I'M SO SORRY, CURTISS-SAAAAAAAN!!

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watchinurmogeta April 16 2009, 19:58:05 UTC

ruininurworld April 16 2009, 20:01:15 UTC

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ruininurworld April 16 2009, 20:01:49 UTC

I F-F-FAILED YOU, HIRO-KUN! I FAILED YOOOOOU!

ruininurworld April 16 2009, 20:02:15 UTC

AT LEAST YOU'LL N-NEVER HAVE TO SEE ME AGAIN IF I GET SHIVVED!!

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upyourscolonel April 16 2009, 19:58:47 UTC

WHAT

WHAT HAPPENED

ruininurworld April 16 2009, 20:03:25 UTC

I AM A CRIMINAL, ELRIC-SAN! PLEASE AVERT YOUR EYES! I C-C-COULD PROBABLY PICK YOUR POCKETS THROUGH THE INTERNET!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

upyourscolonel April 16 2009, 20:04:59 UTC

That would be really impressive, actually.

What did you do? I've been in prison before, it's probably no big deal.

ruininurworld April 16 2009, 20:10:26 UTC

I D-DESTROYED SOMEONE'S DREAMS!!

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steelandsilence April 16 2009, 20:06:43 UTC

...It can't be that bad.

ruininurworld April 16 2009, 20:11:43 UTC

A-AH! A STRANGER! PLEASE, YOU ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE TO NOT ENGAGE ME! TO GO ON LIVING YOUR LIFE UNAFFECTED BY THE SHAME AND DISGRACE I BRING WITH ME! TURN AWAY NOW, AND DON'T LOOK BACK! D-D-DON'T LOOK BAAAAAACK!!

steelandsilence April 16 2009, 20:23:04 UTC

I've been through worse.

ruininurworld April 16 2009, 20:23:55 UTC

I'M SORRY!! I DID NOT MEAN TO TRIVIALISE YOUR STRUGGLES! I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY!!

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bastaaaaard April 16 2009, 20:15:17 UTC

I admit confusion.

ruininurworld April 16 2009, 20:16:19 UTC

I ADMIT MY UNWORTHINESS TO LIIIIIVE!!

bastaaaaard April 16 2009, 20:18:41 UTC

I

Pardon?

ruininurworld April 16 2009, 20:22:25 UTC

TH-THERE IS NO PARDONING THE GROTESQUE BEAST OF A PERSON THAT I AM! I WILL NEVER BE ABSOLVED OF MY FAILURES AND SHAAAAAME!! UWWAAAAAAHHH!!

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