Oh Paula. Silly, silly Paula. Your surrogate daddy came and gave my brother a beating - he's got a nice bruise! - and told him allll about what you did. Silly little Paula, sorry to hear about your heartbreak. Maybe Bentley will be up for a shag to take your mind off it.

You know I'm always here, too.

Bet they're gonna die. Charles the fuck-face and his loyal followers are being so dumb. Oh look at the little heroes, running around to help! Mortal is mortal and the machines keeping them alive is so fucking wrong to begin with.

Bet they're gonna die.

Dibs on the girl's porn stash if she croaks. I bet she has lots, kinky bitch.

Look who got the internet back. Good for porn, I suppose. I had to "be on my best behaviour" for them to give it back, which is a load of bullshit. How could anyone be anything good when they're stuck up in this shitting hellhole ( Read more... )

You know, Alex, when you give me a present it's much more fun alive.
Though I thought you'd given up on sport. 

Hello little sister :)