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Baby blue suits you, Stripe. ^v^

... hedgehog got the jump on me... Okay, fine, so Stripe can catch me. Still, can't keep me if I don't want to be kept.

... didn't mind being kept...

Damn it, it's bad enough what the cuffs do to me, did he have to give me that "cat that ate the canary" look and hksl;dfh;skdfkjsdg that might be enough in of itself to keep me on the bottom. So ( Read more... )

It's been weird lately. First I finally get Spike to think like a Rogue which surprised the hell out of me. Wrist hurt for days afterwards..., then I met that echidna from the bizarro future world and then showed Spike a thing or two ^v^, and now, somehow, the damned pincushion's somehow got me doing his damned math homework for him. I must be ( Read more... )

I was out getting groceries today. The cashier had to change the roll of paper for the register and told me, "Sorry, this will take a minute, Mr. Duck."

"Mr. Duck". Do I look like a duck to any of you? I'm a fucking bird of prey, not something you feed bread at a pond! See this beak? It's sharp! It ain't made for shifting in mud for bugs or ( Read more... )

So. There's a pixy sitting on top of the screen, looking down at what I'm typing. To my left, a mini-rose plant and African violets. Damn it, Spike's hard to refuse when he's fanboying like that. At least the newest little Rogue, Jaqi, seems like she'll be a useful addition to the team. From what I looked up, tampering with security systems ( Read more... )

Why am I in what looks to be a church? And how did my feathers end up getting braided? Did that have to do with the tiny kids with wings who were napping on me when I woke up? What the hell did I do last night?

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...fuck, Spike was right. About the vampire chick and the leggy redhead. And now these overgrown fireflies won't leave me ( Read more... )

Fucking air pirates, trying to muscle in on my turf. Metal City belongs to the Babylon Rogues, not some mangy furball with a bad accent! And then Carnage had the gall to hit on my hedgehog when we were trying to negotiate some terms for sharing airspace. So, I threw him out. He was obviously planning something underhanded involving Spike, I ( Read more... )

Damned hedgehog. Spike went on about this book he was reading where a vampire ran a pizzaria with the same name as one in town and now I've got this nagging feeling this one regular of the place, who I swear was looking at me kind of funny, was wondering if hawk blood was tasty. Damn it, vampires don't exist, much less run pizzarias! Even if the ( Read more... )

I've been wondering about Spike's world's Rogues. Everything I've heard about them points to them being grade-A assholes--yes, I'm aware of the irony of me calling someone an asshole, but they're supposed to be worse than me--but I want to see it with my own eyes. Are they really as classless and cruel as I've heard, or is there something more ( Read more... )

( I do NOT make Dr. Furter look tame, damn it! )