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[rumbledeer]

I'VE JUST HEARD THE NEWS!!! ZORO!!! YOU NEED TO COME SEE ME IMMEDIATELY!!!! FOR A PREGNANCY TEST!!!! AND IF YOU'RE PREGNANT THEN CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU'LL BE A REALLY REALLY GOOD MOTHER!!! AND I'LL HELP YOU THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH THE ENTIRE PREGNANCY EVEN WHEN YOU GET REALLY FAT!!! AND IN NINE MONTHS WHEN YOU HAVE THE BABY AND IT'S REALLY REALLY

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[threeswordstyle]

IM NOT PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!

[rumbledeer]

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT??

[threeswordstyle]

YES!!!!!!!!

[rumbledeer]

DID YOU HAVE UNPROTECTED SEXUAL INTERCOURSE??

[serving_love]

...alkjsdhflkjas. HE'S NOT PREGNANT. There's no way. He CAN'T be!

[rumbledeer]

THERE'S A CHANCE THAT HE MIGHT BE!!

[serving_love]

I - well, yeah, I know, BUT HE REALLY CAN'T BE!!!!

[rumbledeer]

HE IS BIOLOGICALLY A FEMALE RIGHT NOW AND FEMALES GET PREGNANT!

[spaccone]

UUUUOOOIII Aren't they two dudes?

[rumbledeer]

Not right now because Zoro ate a melon and now he's a girl!

[spaccone]

That's really fuckin gross.

[rumbledeer]

GIRLS AREN'T GROSS!!

[captainhikaru]

You guys aren't allowed to call us incompetent anymore. Not when the guys on your crew are getting pregnant.

[rumbledeer]

Getting pregnant isn't being incompetent! GETTING PREGNANT IS NATURAL!! AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING!!

[captainhikaru]

You have to assume you're doing SOMETHING wrong if the pregnant one is a guy.

[rumbledeer]

But he's biologically a girl right now and he looks really funny!!

[extremepirate]

WHAT HOW CAN ZORO BE PREGNANT???? ZORO IS A MAN!!!! MEN DON'T GET PREGNANT!!!!!!!

[threeswordstyle]

IM NOT PREGNANT!!!

[extremepirate]

YOU'RE NOT?! THEN WHY'S HE SAYING YOU ARE???

[rumbledeer]

He's a girl right now because he ate a weird purple melon fruit!!