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[rumbledeer]

Usopp never lies!
Sanji isn't the cook!
Nami can't read a compass!
I hate Zoro's hair!!!
Robin doesn't know anything about history!
Luffy hates meat!
Brooke doesn't tell skull jokes!
We're not pirates!!!
I'm not learning ANYTHING from Usopp's Book of Lying, MORONS!!!

Comments

[hanahana_no_mi]

You're taking a page out of Long-Nose-kun's book?

[rumbledeer]

No! I left all the pages in it!

[hanahana_no_mi]

I see.

[rumbledeer]

Usopp says I'm on my way to being a REALLY GOOD LIAR!!

[rumbledeer]

REALLY?! SO I DID A GOOD JOB?!?!

[rumbledeer]

Wow!! I'M GOING TO STICK IT ON MY SHIRT SO EVERYONE CAN SEE WHAT A GOOD LIAR I AM!

[samuraish]

Shouldn't there be a rule in your book of lying along the lines of "don't make it so damn obvious you're lying"?

[samuraish]

It's a hard craft to master. Train your Padawan well.

[rumbledeer]

THAT WASN'T OBVIOUS!!!

[samuraish]

Also, what the heck are you?! You're like a Teddy Bear with horns and apparently you talk. Are there many of you around here?

[rumbledeer]

I'm a REINDEER! I swallowed the Hito Hito no Mi fruit that made me like a human!

[samuraish]

That's so weird luck, oi. What if a human ate that fruit? What would've happened then? Huh?

[rumbledeer]

Umm...I don't know! Maybe they'd get even MORE like a human!

[threeswordstyle]

What the hell is wrong with my hair?!

[rumbledeer]

It's GREEN!!

[threeswordstyle]

And your nose is blue!

[rumbledeer]

You don't like my nose??