I WAS THINKING THAT WHEN WE BREAK INTO THE MARINE BASE AND STEAL THE DIAMOND FROM THE MARINE ASSHOLES WE SHOULD HAVE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!! AND WE CAN WEAR ALL BLACK AND MASKS AND FEDORAS AND DRINK OUR COFFEE SHAKEN NOT STIRRED!! AND HAVE SUPERHERO NAMES!!! IT'D BE REALLY COOL AND THEN EVEN IF WE ALL DIE WE CAN GO OUT ( Read more... )

Hey Nami, can I get water wings?? And Luffy can get them too and then we won't sink and we can go swimming and it will be so much fun!! And Zoro and Sanji can be lifeguards and have white stuff on their noses and blow whistles and teach us how to swim!! And save us if we ever start to drown! And then we can have a pool party and everyone can come ( Read more... )

LAST NIGHT ME AND NAMI WATCHED AND REENACTED THE LION KING AND BEAUTY AND THE BEAST AND IT WAS REALLY FUN!! BUT ZORO AND SANJI MISSED IT BECAUSE THEY WERE FIGHTING VAMPIRES AND HAVING SEX! BECAUSE THEY'RE LOVERS!! ISN'T THAT REALLY BEAUTIFUL?? BUT IT'S A SECRET SO DON'T TELL ANYONE! ZORO HAD SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME!! CONGRATS, ZORO ( Read more... )

Luffy poked me in the eye so now I have an eye patch and I look like a REAL PIRATE!! This is so cool! I've decided to talk like a real pirate too! From now on!! Avast! Shiver me timbers! Walk the plank! ZORO IS A SCALLYWAG! To Davy Jone's Locker!!! Sea dogs and landlubbers ahoy! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Can we have rum, Sanji? AND THEN WE CAN ( Read more... )

Today a seagull landed on our ship because he was sick! So I took care of him and his name was Fred and he was really nice and we talked for a long time! And he said he had to meet his brother at a beautiful island paradise after he was better but it turned out that he had a rare incurable disease! And I tried really really hard to find the cure ( Read more... )

THE SKY IS FALLING!!

Usopp never lies!
Sanji isn't the cook!
Nami can't read a compass!
I hate Zoro's hair!!!
Robin doesn't know anything about history!
Luffy hates meat!
Brooke doesn't tell skull jokes!
We're not pirates!!!
I'm not learning ANYTHING from Usopp's Book of Lying, MORONS!!!