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Hang on, the door is sideways.
This is going to be a weird day. It started off normally enough. I woke up an hour and a half before my alarm was to go off, hit my head on a windowsill, stubbed my toe on the same windowsill, and then sat on the couch surfing the internet for reviews of webcomics while composing a flash animation in my head of a South-Park-Canadian-style-flappy- ( Read more... ) -
What the hell, live a little. You only get diabetes once.
So, karaoke was fun last night. Well, until I got to the "room is spinning, can't go to sleep" part, which preceded the "laying in the shower all night" part, which takes the place of my usual "sleeping" routine. So, I am exhausted and maybe a bit hung over. But, it was good times last night. I just shouldn't have had that one last drink ( Read more... ) -
Holy mother of God and all her wacky nephews.
Okay, so, what is Microsoft's best hope of dominating the video game market for the rest of this generation?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_txF7iETX0
There's your answer. Holy shit damn hell ass bitch.
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Ha ha my shoulder punched you!
Okay, I'll keep this brief as I can. Two weeks ago, there was some rain here in Houston. And it started flooding my apartment. I've had a problem with water coming into the closet since Valentine's Day, but the leasing office wouldn't do shit about it. So, two weeks ago, I wake up on Saturday just as the rain's starting, and I go check the closet. ( Read more... ) -
I'm six titty size!
Well, somedays you ride the road, and somedays the road rides you. I just completely assed out today, now I've got twelve stitches in my face and my right forearm is covered in gauze. This is going to leave some scars, and it will suck. I missed work today, and I've already told them I won't be in tomorrow ( Read more... ) -
Somehow, some way, this is Bindy's fault.
I hate hurricane season. But who doesn't, right?
I'm at work right now. Keep in mind, I commute by bicycle. I am pulling a double today, and it's already been a hell of a day. One of my co-workers quit, eight minutes before a scheduled fire drill. During the fire drill, one of the engineering staff got stuck in an elevator that didn't come out of ( Read more... ) -
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I bit the inside of my cheek, and now it's swelling, and I can't stop biting it. It's really starting to hurt. I may have to stop chewing gum soon.
So, mah brudder just left for work, he'll be offshore for the next four weeks. He left yesterday afternoon. This morning, while doing laundry, it occurred to me that it's his turn to pay bills at the ( Read more... ) -
"I've got car in my ear."
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So, I'm mostly better now. Still coughing and headachey, but not contagious anymore. The bad news is that I was sick through the entire vacation weekend, and I recovered just in time for work on Monday. That is not fair at all ( Read more... ) -
There's only one way to say this. Wait, there's actually six.
Well, I think I starting to get healthy, so maybe I won't lose this entire long weekend. Having someone who wants to take care of me when I'm sick is an interesting experience. Even if I have to keep her at arm's length because she gets sick easily and I don't want to infect her. She made me soup. From scratch. Like, from basic ingredients, chopped ( Read more... )