Alexandra Grant, I presume.

I believe you have some issues with a servant of mine? The Ultimate Insect?

Boys and girls, I have jobs for you all.

Someone brand Akihara Neneko.

And those who want to, you are recommended to test Faitayuu Onnifuji.

Also, the ceremony needs those artifacts and materials, dears.

::On various PDAs, Computers (on pop up windows regardless of your computer's pop up blockers), on your radios, and for some of you, TVs ( Read more... )

::Hey people who care. This is a giant armored mummy thing running through Domino. Or leaping for a better word. With a 7 to 10 foot long scythe.

And it's chasing a girl from the college. With black hair. Wearing a night shirt reading "I Rabb Shecz". For those who know her, it's Ai ( Read more... )

::Hi Sekuta. Someone is banging on your door.::

So. I am holding Jeanette Dianne Grave prisoner until I am given 100 Million Yen.

Are we fucking understood?

- Steal Motorcycle (Check)
- Cause a Car Wreck (Check)
- Rob a bank
- Form a gang of psychopaths on Unicycles
- Frame everything on my pussy licking twin (Check)
- Ballroom Blitz on Repeat (Check)
- Abduct Jeanette Dianne Grave and hold her for ransom and candy cigarettes (Working on it)