new plans for the future ( Read more... )

you're so infatuated with the way that i am ( Read more... )

i desperately miss greg buckland, roelle, and eliot... none of which i have contact with.

does ANYONE know how i can reach them?

99 hot guys who come to the store ( Read more... )

i got hit on today in a 7-11... a great milestone in my life.

99 devils with gross tentacles ( Read more... )

my boobs got smaller. noticeably, no-bras fitting, smaller.

weird.....

99 minutes out in the full sun ( Read more... )

99 lazyboy's in the showroom
99 chairs for my ass
i sit down in one,
and shit, here they come
the 25 pestering salesmen, whom i'm supposed to be nice to because "they're just nice mormons trying to make a commission", but i still tell them to fuck off, because i'm not the jackass who believes in a messiah from new hampshire.

"i'm professionally trained... in white trash." - my mom