pirates of the carribean was AMAZING. especially since geoffrey rush got to actually say "arrrrrrrrr!". all of my pirate dreams came true. woooot ( Read more... )

this required it's own entry.

i've had the following dream more than once, and it's AMAZING:

i'm backstage at a marilyn manson concert, and standing in line for the meet and greet. the room is thin but looooong, and decorated with silk and satin. i finally get to marilyn, and he's giving out tattoos... actual ones not that shite that rubs off ( Read more... )

ahoy and avast ( Read more... )

i remember prospect st. on slope day. i remember rob throwing up on his own crotch. or maybe someone else threw up on him. i don't remember...
i DO remember tom and i leaving my answering machine a message to remind me that "rob's new nickname is vomi-crotch, VOMI-CROTCH, vomi-crotch..."
that's fuckin funny.

the end.

step 1: slit my throat
step 2: play in my blood
step 3: cover me in dirty sheets and run laughing out of the house
step 4: stop by lake michigan and rinse your crimson hands
you took me hostage and made your demands. i couldn't meet them, so you cut off my fingers one by one

to much heavy lifting means back spasms, and that equals bad ( Read more... )

i've decided money is my boyfriend. HAHAHHAHAH goood.

the OFFICIAL list of food-puns from trader joe's:
-"the blarney scone "
-"taming of the blue(berry)"
-"granola and the three berries"
-"get thee to a bunnery"
-"rosencrunch and guildenpop"
-'it bagels the mind"
-'avocado's number guacamole"
-"so this strawberry/apple walks into a bar..." (like nutrigrain bars)

i want to punch it...

HAHAHAHHAHA ooooooh good ( Read more... )

in the shower i thought of an AWESOME idea for a song... an developed a tune, and it was incredibly promising. and i was super excited, and pleased with m'self ( Read more... )