i done gots me a jorb today. excellent. now i will have money, and since i get a discount, will spend all that i make. working in a department store will be fun though, as it may mean that i get to play with shoes. shoooooooooes. :):):):):):) speaking of which i found a pair of 3 inch, bright pink stilletos, WITH A PIRATE SYMBOL ON THE FRONT ( Read more... )

the FRESHMAN just messaged me. he decided i needed to know about his summer plans. he decided that i cared. he also decided that i wanted to talk to him ever.

clearly, he didn't get the memo.

so, utah ( Read more... )

my first two days in utah i managed to get a throat infection, and total my mom's car.

ain't got no friends, but gots a lot o' adventure.

JURY is over. thank god. it went well too, but more so, i'm glad that it's over ( Read more... )

does sex count if it's REALLY bad?

what do you think?

woah damn. it's been several ass ages since i updated ( Read more... )

oh man ( Read more... )

this is a serious entry, so if you only enjoy my random crack-style entries, move along. also, fuck you, i'm multi-dimensional (sometimes ( Read more... )

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Rectal Jones.
What's yours?
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