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i am promising to run around with no pants on
Dear friends, family, family friends, friends of friends, co-workers, former teachers and coaches, random strangers I just handed this to in the grocery store, and all your dogs,
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strikes and gutters
forgot to post this shite last week or this week or some week. my concept of time is totally wack and the following should explain why ( Read more... ) -
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this weekend we lost an hour but gained a lot of mileage. on a foggy saturday morning we gathered for a little 20 mile ride, 4 mile run, 8 mile ride, 1 mile run. and then they handed us some "Are you really sure about this?" paperwork ( Read more... ) -
PANTS, the magic word
well apparently PANTS is the magic word. You need cash money, just mention pants. or not wearing them, to be exact.
so far from coworkers i have received a quarter from juanEs aka "huffy" and a FUCK YOU, CANCER coupon from honk. im straight up making a haul.
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ill take "or death"
first thought on the brain this a.m.: NO ( Read more... ) -
how to take a run in the woods
we got to hear a building being demolished this morning. thats the kind of stuff that happens early in the a.m. that under normal circumstances id sleep through. theres this whole other world that exists while im usually sleeping off a hangover, apparently. like last weekend it was getting to see marathoners peeing in the bushes everywhere. if i ( Read more... ) -
grab a shovel and start digging
i seriously wanted to high tail it to florida in a diaper by the end of friday. i started out wanting nothing more than my bed, but the week from hell apparently wasnt through with being up my ass just yet. but hey at least we got free breakfast tacos. tacos ease the pain a little. especially when they are thrown at you first thing in the morning ( Read more... ) -
the cheese: officially sliding off the cracker.
lately my mailbox is full of messages about meeting at the rock, the track, the pool, the veloway, the gym the high school, hugos house, not forgetting water, using pee charts, replacing electrolytes, lost goggles, fajitas and of course viagra. because ive had my email address since i was 13 and it was bound to happen that id eventually start ( Read more... ) -
Again, check your pee.
Tuesday night while i was frolicking across a field the inevitable "what have i gotten myself into" voice of self-doubt crept into my head. Not that i dont like to frolic, it was just that it was right about the time coach adam suggested at least one of us do the whole triathlon backwards. To generate an interest in more cash money donations of ( Read more... ) -
one down, ninety-twoish to go.
so friday was like: dear diary, two cats in a duffle bag. the end. i came home late with bleeding hands to find the tapestries ripped off my walls because thats what little tweedledumb and big kitty like to do when they psychopathically know im having one of those days that makes me start to pull the flesh around my fingers off. but, to their ( Read more... )