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Yeah so I'm pretty much just nerdgasming over the EoA5 flash. But...aauuuuggghhh, noooo, Sollux. ;_; Maybe his dead dreambubble self can hitch a ride with Aradia and the two Derse dreamer kids? *clings to faint hope*

A dog was nearly killed at work yesterday ( Read more... )

Lily...does not enjoy having her nails clipped. She struggles, she yelps, she bites, she's basically a pain in the ass. So I restrain her by leashing her and then tying the leash to something higher up, like how you would on a grooming table. Then I tie a soft cloth loosely around her muzzle. She still struggles and whines, but it makes things ( Read more... )

Today I had to massage a dog's penis back inside his sheath because it got stuck while he was humping another dog.

why is this my life

In Which Dave Strider Gets A Roommate (And A Little Bit More)It's a Homestuck fic, but it's also a human!AU so you don't really NEED to know anything about Homestuck to read it. Also Dave/Sollux is like my favorite HS crack OTP and this story is just hnnnggggghh seriously I can't even ( Read more... )

Good news: The nasty, aggressive Corgi that used to come to work has finally been kicked out!

Bad news: The reason he got kicked out was that he bit me, and now my left index finger is swollen and I can't bend it. :/

Dear Irene,

You can rage and storm all you want, but if you knock out the power--it is on, bitch.

I just realized...I really need to catch up on The Adventures of Billy and Teddy Young Avengers. But god, wading through all that American comic angst...the sacrifices I make for fangirlism.

Last night, a young red fox started stalking Tika while I was walking her down the street. It snuck around some bushes and crept down the sidewalk, and then apparently caught sight of me and decided to high-tail it in the opposite direction. It didn't leave, though--I could see its eye shine on a nearby hill ( Read more... )

Goodbye, Aaron. Farewell, brave Shepherd.