A Royal Decree by Her Majesty, the Queen

[runaway_donna]

[Read aloud by Heralds throughout the land]

To My Loyal Subjects,

Let it be known henceforth that the Noble, Fair and Beautiful Queen Donna hereby decrees that any defamation of (or other tomfoolery regarding) Royal Property, especially in the Castle Gardens, and especially the Queen's Croquet Greens, is punishable by immediate BEHEADING

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For an added plot twist, I've decided that Sheriff Sam is SMITTEN with the queen

[bythe_books]

[The villainous Sheriff rolls up the announcement, having taken it from one of the heralds, and hides it in his coat with a loving sigh. Oh, what a cruel and terrible woman she is! He's simply taken by her.]

Oooh! We need to do a thread on this.

[runaway_donna]

OOC

[bythe_books]

Here's a thread!