I've seen a few people over journals acting... oddly lately. Is there another flood on? It doesn't seem to have affected me this time, thankfully.

Also, it appears that I have a new inmate! Hello, Michelle, I don't believe we've had the pleasure of meeting yet. Would you like to pop by for some tea? Floor One, Room One, right by the pub.

...WHAT?

[added later, filtered to Jack Harkness]

Jack, what the bollocks is going on? This doesn't seem like you.

My inmate must have known she was leaving, because she left a note under my door. It said "Enjoy your book ( Read more... )

I don't want to jinx anything by saying this but... this boat sure tends to slow down when we aren't all trying to kill/maim/insult each other. So, I'm off to the Library to pick up a book or two.

Meredith, would you like to come along?

Is... is there a woman named Ursula on the Barge?

Please don't be real. Please be just part of the flood. Please don't be real.

[Private to Meredith]

Meredith? Are you all right?

WHAT

WHAT

THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE

DOCTOR WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Filtered to Meredith]

I cannot believe I'm doing this

Hello, Meredith? My name's Donna. I know we got off on the wrong foot when we first metoh my God that's the understatement of the year, but I understand how unsettling this must be for youeven if you are bloody mental. Anyway, I'll be your Warden while you're here, so we might as well get ( Read more... )

[Read aloud by Heralds throughout the land]

To My Loyal Subjects,

Let it be known henceforth that the Noble, Fair and Beautiful Queen Donna hereby decrees that any defamation of (or other tomfoolery regarding) Royal Property, especially in the Castle Gardens, and especially the Queen's Croquet Greens, is punishable by immediate BEHEADING ( Read more... )

Shit

What did I

I can't even handle a bloody

I'm sorry, Anya.

[OOC: I'm really sorry for being lame lately, guys. Midterms and work have been punching me repeatedly in the ovaries. My profound apologies.

Also, Donna feels completely responsible for this. D8]

This is not a rescue.

Whatever he promises you, don't count on having it for long.

He'll use us for whatever he needs us for, and then he'll kill us.