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Apr 09, 2009 22:35

WHAT

WHAT

THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE

DOCTOR WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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soundof_drums April 10 2009, 02:41:24 UTC
Oh, that is ghastly.

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2/2 And then he realizes... soundof_drums April 10 2009, 02:42:15 UTC
...

wait

You're

NO.

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runaway_donna April 10 2009, 02:53:42 UTC
YES

YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH THIS SPECIES? HOW DO I OPEN DOORS WITHOUT HANDS?

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He'll never ever tell :( soundof_drums April 10 2009, 02:55:29 UTC
You can't. Sorry, enjoy your stay!

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thatlibbychick April 10 2009, 02:45:37 UTC
What the hell?

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runaway_donna April 10 2009, 02:55:01 UTC
MAKE IT STOOOOOP

I DON'T WANT TO BE A KILLER DUSTBIN

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thatlibbychick April 10 2009, 02:56:16 UTC
What the fuck, man?! That doesn't even make sense!

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runaway_donna April 10 2009, 03:03:17 UTC
AFFIRMATIVE. NOTHING ABOUT THIS SITUATION MAKES SENSE.

AND YET

I AM STILL A DUSTBIN.

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tadwizard April 10 2009, 03:01:29 UTC
Fascinating. What sort of thing are you?

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runaway_donna April 10 2009, 03:04:44 UTC
I AM A DAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAALEK

NO NO NO NO I AM NOT A DALEK

DAAAAAAAAAALEK

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tadwizard April 10 2009, 03:15:52 UTC
Interesting. You seem like a very conflicted creature, Dalek.

Is there anything you can do that would make you of any use?

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runaway_donna April 10 2009, 03:20:33 UTC
I

I

MY PRIMARY FUNCTION IS TO SERVE THE DALEK EMPEROR

WAIT NO
NO I DON'T
OH GOD I'M TURNING INTO

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1/?- wtf? hewasmybrother April 10 2009, 03:12:41 UTC
2/3 - hers is an evil laugh hewasmybrother April 10 2009, 03:13:33 UTC
3/3 - she will delight in this hewasmybrother April 10 2009, 03:14:14 UTC
And how are you today, Donna?

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runaway_donna April 10 2009, 03:25:47 UTC
YOU

YOU HAVE TO STAY AWAY

I THINK I'M TURNING INTO

LOOK JUST STAY AWAY TRUST ME. COMPLY!

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celerystyle April 10 2009, 03:14:29 UTC
Oh my god.

Just-- Just don't panic! Just remain calm, and focus on what makes you who you are! Think about your passions, your family, think about your first date, or... a home cooked meal.

You're going to be all right, don't worry.

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runaway_donna April 10 2009, 03:28:02 UTC
DALEKS DO NOT KNOW PASSION. DALEKS DO NOT KNOW FEAR.

AND YET

I AM AFRAID, DOCTOR

...

WHAT AM I???

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celerystyle April 10 2009, 03:35:03 UTC
Well, you're obviously not a Dalek are you? So you don't need to worry about what Daleks are supposed to feel or not feel!

You're inferior a person, a human being! You're going to get through this! Think about your memories! Think about who you've been!

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runaway_donna April 10 2009, 03:46:11 UTC
INITIATING BIOLOGICAL SCAN...

ACCORDING TO MY INSTRUMENTS, I AM NOT A HUMAN

I AM A DALEK

IF I AM A DALEK WHY DO I FEEL

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