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Apr 09, 2009 22:35

WHAT

WHAT

THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE

DOCTOR WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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lilah_lawyer April 10 2009, 03:44:48 UTC
You're not going to try and impregnate me, are you?

Weird question, I know. Trust me, it's a recurrent theme in my life, whenever running into anything tall, dark and distinctly non-human.

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namorofthesea April 10 2009, 03:47:30 UTC
Then you have nothing to worry about, for that thing is short and about as likely to impregnate you as the waste disposal unit it resembles.

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lilah_lawyer April 10 2009, 03:59:49 UTC
You wouldn't believe how many times something tries roping me into trying it.

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namorofthesea April 10 2009, 04:02:45 UTC
I have encountered the sort that would do such a thing in a power play...are you royalty?

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Namor remembers these namorofthesea April 10 2009, 03:51:01 UTC
...cursed monstrosity.

You are helpless here. Alone. There are no other Daleks, you do not have your leader. You have no function. I suspect those on the Barge will likely dispose of you promptly, you egotistical metal mess of wires and circuits that amount to nothing, to no purpose or function.

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runaway_donna April 10 2009, 04:00:19 UTC
INCORRECT. I AM NOT HELPLESS. I AM A DALEK. MY PRIMARY FUNCTION IS TO SERVE THE DALEK EMPEROR.

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namorofthesea April 10 2009, 04:01:25 UTC
There is no Dalek Emperor. He is gone. He has abandoned you. You have no further function.

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runaway_donna April 10 2009, 04:06:23 UTC
NO

INCORRECT

INCORRECT

INCORRECT

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