http://www.epica-awards.org/assets/epica/2005/finalists/film/flv/04005.swf

http://www.lse.co.uk/ShowbizNews.asp?Code=ZT154440M&headline=steve_irwins_daughter_to_finish_ray_film

"I was in downtown Boise, Idaho, and I saw a duck, and I knew the duck was lost, 'cause ducks ain't s'posed to be downtown. There's nothin' for 'em there. So I went to a Subway sandwich shop, I said, "Let me have a bun." But she wouldn't sell me just the bun, she said that I had to have something on it. She told me it's against regulations for ( Read more... )

OK, I found a repository of Mitch Hedberg jokes... think I'm going to post some on here once in awhile... Great comic that kicked it too soon ( Read more... )

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joel!

1. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Joel.
2. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Joel orbiting the Earth.
3. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Joel in your ear 700 times.
4. About 100 people choke to death on Joel each year.
5. It can take Joel several days to move ( Read more... )

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I AM EMPLOYED!!!!!!!!

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