a black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here ( Read more... )

I love drunk phone calls.and that person knows the right things to say to make my day so much better.I seriously love this kid with all my heart. everything I am and i will do anything for him and he knows it.

This is a tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't want to play mind games, ( Read more... )

goodbyelullaby3: so all that shit you said to me that one day.. do you really think of me like that
b a 7 1 1 7: no
b a 7 1 1 7: i never did
b a 7 1 1 7: i was really mad
goodbyelullaby3: O ok
b a 7 1 1 7: i actually did see us back together
goodbyelullaby3: now you don't?
b a 7 1 1 7: i do

yikes UH OH.

Big 23 Willie: oh ha.. i was confused...alright i have to go b4 my parents get up ( Read more... )

ANGER ( Read more... )

i laugh in your face you fucking idiot.

What You Really Think Of Your Friends

Brendan is your soulmate.
You truly love Sara Chalfin.
You consider Brittany your true friend.
You know that Ashlie is always thinking of you.
You'll remember Megan for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Nate is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Sara Burket ( Read more... )

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody ( Read more... )

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY ( Read more... )