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[runswitshuriken]

So it wasn't a hangover headache and hallucination.

Funny, I was kind of hoping I'd wake up and the past six months wouldn't have happened I'd be home. You know. Where Template is under massive reconstruction and the Mako reactors have been blown all to hell

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[holy_white]

Template? You are from Template, as well?

[runswitshuriken]

Yeah, but apparently there's like five thousand zillion different versions of it.

[Smiles wide and sticks out a hand I'm Yuffie, by the way.

[holy_white]

Ah... I forgot about that. Your Template doesn't sound familiar to me.

[Confused for a moment, but takes his hand.] Rosa. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[runswitshuriken]

Yeah, that's what everybody keeps sayin'.

[Grin.] So, Rosa, how long you been here?

[lethal_image]

Burglary? That's... a bad thing, though. Why would you do something like that?

[runswitshuriken]

Because I'm good at it? Like really good at it?

And hey, I'm just listing skills. Could be I'll tell people how to burglar-proof their houses and stuff!

[lethal_image]

...! Wouldn't that make you a bad person, though?

...but still... if you tell people that, and you're good at it, wouldn't that mean you could get through the burglar-proof house?

[runswitshuriken]

It's possible to break laws and still be a good person.

Sort of, but it'd make things harder on me. Although, in the end, there IS no burglar-proof house. All doors are made to be opened. It just takes time.

[forever_last]

[Is ignoring the bad stuff you listed thar]

She.....[A quick thought, and then--]

Aerith, you mean?

[runswitshuriken]

DON'T YOU SAY HER NAME

Yeah. Who else would have me freaking out like this?

[forever_last]

[Shrugs]

I don't know who you know exactly....

[runswitshuriken]

Right. Well, yeah, I meant Aerith.

[cetraflowergirl]

...Yuffie?

[runswitshuriken]

[Cue shock, awe, a hesitant lifting of hands to roughly rib-level. More shock. More awe.]

Aerith...?

[Aaaaaaaaaaaand, because he's Yuffie, OVEREXUBERANT JOY. Cue the attempted tacklehug, and, even if she sidesteps, clearly obvious glee.]

[cetraflowergirl]

[Hugs Yuffie, but adflksdfg, boy!Yuffie kinda broke her brain a little.]

[runswitshuriken]

[Yuffie doesn't even notice. His brain is too full of "Aerith is alive again" to care about producing actual thought.]

Gawd, Aerith, I missed you so much. [Tight squeeze!]

[finalcalling]

Ah, more ninjas.

[runswitshuriken]

W-wait, what? Where did I say I was a ninja? [Frantic flailing as Yuffie tries in vain to preserve his cover.]

[finalcalling]

A friend of mine is one. He's a very good thief, so I assumed.

((fjksadfa YOU ANSWERED BEFORE I COULD HIDE MY FAIL.))

Private//Unhackable

[runswitshuriken]

....I'm the greatest ninja in Wutaian history. And I'm going to restore my country.

[Pause.]

So, tell me about this friend? A boyfriend?