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[runswitshuriken]

So it wasn't a hangover headache and hallucination.

Funny, I was kind of hoping I'd wake up and the past six months wouldn't have happened I'd be home. You know. Where Template is under massive reconstruction and the Mako reactors have been blown all to hell

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[powersoul]

Of course. Why wouldn't you?

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[runswitshuriken]

Well, uh. Oh boy.

Shalua died, Shelke started badmouthing her, so I punched Shelke. Vincent got mad. The rest is history?

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[powersoul]

You don't get along? ...At all?

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[runswitshuriken]

No.

It's... he let Shalua die, and then he stood around and let Shelke badmouth her self-sacrifice, and then he got mad at me for getting mad at her about it.

I've mostly avoided him, but every time I see him I get so angry.

[glacial_dance]

A thief? That's not very nice!

[runswitshuriken]

Heeeeeyy, it can be! Mostly I tell people how to avoid having their crap stolen.

For example! Bump keys! Make sure you buy a gel to deal with 'em, because they can be used even by total idiots to get into your apartment very quickly.

[glacial_dance]

...What are "bump keys"?

[runswitshuriken]

They're blank keys that've been sawed a little. You shove 'em in a lock, "bump" the lock, and then can open the door. It's not as elite and cool as picking the lock, but it's a lot faster.

[nolassiezfaire]

... No one has ever told you that you're loud, have they.

[runswitshuriken]

[Cheerfully oblivious.] Nah, plenty of people've told me. I just never cared!

[nolassiezfaire]

You should really take their words seriously. I've seen circus performers that are less annoying.

I'm sorry for Yuffie.

[runswitshuriken]

[And NOW he recognizes Rufus.]

I've seen Shinra executives less in need of Scarlet's stillettos to the face.

[vanguarding]

I'm in need of proper ammunition for my gun, but I'm afraid I don't need to resort to that manner of expertise to get it.

Still, a rather impressive resume. You've been quite busy in your world, I take it?

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[runswitshuriken]

Not so much busy as not a rule kinda guy, you know?

If you ever do need a thief,let me know, eh? I don't care if it's stealing ammunition from Vincent Valentine or candy from chocaholics, I need something to do.

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[vanguarding]

Either way, as long as you do it well, there's hopefully no problem.

I'll keep that in mind, should an urgent need ever arise. I may HAVE to whether I want to or not, if things keep happening, though... Did you just arrive here?

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[runswitshuriken]

Trust me: I don't just do it well. I do it awesome.

Got here a couple days ago. It was a great way to make my first hangover worse.