Don't you love grandpa fishing stories? I knew you would ( Read more... )

Why are you so sick lately? I´m coming back tomorrow, will be here Thurs. morning. I tried to call you, but then remembered I never wrote down your number. Also it's a shame I could never talk to you online. So, know I didn´t completely forget about you. I even got you a present or two. I bet you weren´t expecting that, were you? Probably ( Read more... )

I am officially done with Spanish for the year, so yay. I cheated. I made cheat notes on irregular verbes. You want to know where I put them? Where the nutrician facts are on bottled water. I am so clever. I actually think I heard it somewhere, but since I can't remember or anything, I shall take full credit ( Read more... )

God am I lonely. I could hire a god damned prostitute. How can my palm be itchy? By the way, getting drunk by yourself doesn't make you feel even slightly better.

RuntCosmo [10:58 PM]: I just threw up for no reason ( Read more... )

I went to a yoga class today for the first time. The teacher complimented me on how flexible I am, which made me feel good. I can put both of my legs behind my neck, so ha! I've decided to go to class when I can, but at least 2 times a week. So pretty soon, I will be amazing in bed, because sometimes Mike thinks I am a fucking gymnast. I saw Shrek ( Read more... )

RuntCosmo [12:19 AM]: Hello ( Read more... )

Places I have visited for more than 2 weeks:


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It was terrible.

I have this one friend who checks me out for breast cancer multiple times a year, vise versa. I used to have the biggest breasts out of my friends, but they haven't grown since I've been 13, so I'm kind of worried. To calm my nerves, I just tell myself it's those damn leprechaun hookers who I breast feed nightly ( Read more... )