Merry merry, everybody!

Poppies laugh at me in a mocking way. Just look at the way they twist and turn! I do like poppies though. I want to run through a feild of poppies in the Middle East. Then I'll go and buy some nice saffron, because it's really expensive here.

To tell you the truth, I like my solitude.

People will not think you are more wise or politically correct just because you fuck black men. Even if you fuck five or them. Even if you fuck five of them at the same time.

Dave came down from Mass. and we locked ourselves in my room for a good straight 18 hours. It was the best weekend I've had all school year. I think I creep him out sometimes because I become rather obsessed with him. I kept on hitting his head during somewhat erotic moments too. That's all you wanted to hear, isn't it ( Read more... )

I sound just about as charming online when I am drunk as offline. I can't believe that mood of my life has been wrtiten down and recorded. I know keeping that entry up will just further embarass me, but it may also teach me a few things ( Read more... )

Word119 [9:36 PM]: there was an article in the newspaper that says, "old man mistakenly cuts of penis, dog eats it ( Read more... )

It seems I just want to stay home to knit, read scandelous essays, and endure listening to my sister cry for hours and hours.I think I am suffering from depression, but not because my life is terrible or anything. This is hard for me to admit, but apparently it's a side affect of my birth control pill. I'm usually a nice person, honest, I have ( Read more... )

White boy: "Hey, get off my flag, Chino!"
The gook: "Hey, get off the train, asshole!"

Dave is at work and my knitting lesson was canceled so I have an hour to kill on the internet while watching Edward Penis hands. Yay.

Mike has officially dumped me, and I am going back west today.
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