I was early. I'm always much too early. I stood outside with a guitar slung over my shoulder. I was going to sing to Gwynneth Paltrow. The song I had prepared was silly. I thought about how much she'd laugh. How she'd touch my knee and say, "Oh Adam, you are one of the few!" I couldn't go wrong with this song. It had funny rhyming. I had ( Read more... )

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i'm in new york. as i walk along avenue c to watch the crowds for the mexican street fair i notice the whale sized bladders and hips of everyone. everything is proportional except for their midsection's. Everyone's head is on fire and they have large bronze plates for teeth. A scarlet letter representing their country of origin is tattooed to ( Read more... )

check it: i won a trip to the bahamas whilst i was waitin' for my sushi... word.
now... who will i take with me...............

Would saying, historical philoligy be reduntant?

It sometimes only takes a few short moments of staring at ones own wrist to realize how easily you could be snapped, broken, bent, and killed.
Also, picturing people's organs instead of their outer pretties can put nearly anything into perspective.

lets have a teaser.

Teaser

a. "what should we name it sam?"

s. "How 'bout kevin?"

a. "I hate that name."

s. "Ok, what about bob?"

a. "Too predictable... how about Gregory?"

s. "Ok. I'll call him Greg though..."

Pause.

s. "Nah, Greg's more of a girl's name."

it's going to shoot juice, and apples.

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