You are Zooey. You are intelligent, determined,
and have a quick sense of humor. You have
compassion for the lost, broken, and forgotten.
Unfortunately, you also judge too quickly and
have a tendency to alienate people. Not that
you care.

Which member of J.D. Salinger's dysfunctional Glass family are you?
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also, while i was standing on a street corner i overheard a grimey looking gentleman saying this to another dirty man:

"And that's what makes us first cousins!"

many strange or at least abnormal events, for me, have transpired in the recent past. though some of these things are large in scale on a personal level perhaps, two smaller, yet possibly more interesting moments stand out ( Read more... )

sometimes i want to knock paris hilton on her ass. this is the kind of the thing that happens when you're brown baggin' it at 4 am marching like a lunatic from west to east, away to home. near, far. you know, grover and everything. she was coming out of james urbaniaks apartment building in a red carpet dress that usually one would need ( Read more... )

I was only just sitting here now thinking about a mustache when I had the greatest idea for a journal entry!

When I was nine I snuck up on a girl in a crowd and gave her a big hug from behind thinking she was my sister amy. it turned out to not be her. lots of different folks were real damn interested in staring at me after that. but i've always been a great improvisor. so, what'd i do, i jumped down onto my back, waved my arms around and some kind of ( Read more... )

thank you my little turkey feathered fellows, and felines. i have, as usual, enjoyed my time spent with the lot of you. and usually i enjoy spenting the you i have as a lot. thank you. i speak of my friends and family persons i have been frolicking with in florida. and my florida persons speak with frolicking family friends of my have been ( Read more... )

i was on a hit tv show.

i am humbled, dumbfounded, found dumb, naked in the classroom, blown away and laid down with a vicious speed, head to the floor at the generosity and apt spiritual awareness, willingness, self sacrifice of a few of my very dearest friends. i will most deffinetly name nick schmidt, kim schmidt, hannah, my little sister rachel for sending me a ( Read more... )

im good, im at connie's and she's cooking. i've got a blazer, ive got a lazer, its attack of the danger. i'm going to italy most probably next week.

italy. italia. milano. and deffinetly venice when i can break away from the catwalk.

asher don't grow up too fast, uncle adam's coming from new york to hold you.

gotta go help with the curry.