I'm supossed to write a poem where language is the material WHATTT. I don't know what this means and I suck at writing poetry ( Read more... )

RIIIIGHT. back here again. its bonfire night...ooooo, fireworks really aren't very interesting. i'm gonna start a list of alternative insults cos i feel like it

stubborn donkey
strop pot
dolt
bolt
dipstick
garlorde
wieney
peen
butthead
shitweasel
carpet face
plug
bumbaklart
shunt bucket
greasy sausage
ninnyhammer
nincumpoop
jobberknowl
fart

I went to sleep at 3 last night and woke up at 1 but there is no food! well there is 3 slices of bacon and 2 eggs but that isnt enough!
i wish someone would ruddy come and visit me but everyone is away. pfffft

well today was equally wierd and boring. i have been in my pajamas commando all day. i watched some tv the i found the best box ever!!!! it was a "teas from all around the world" box. so naturally i had a tea tasting seminar. darjeeling tasting like wee wee i thought. russian caravan was nice! then i watch v for a bit then Charlie and the Chocolate ( Read more... )

A art
B english lit
B geography
D spanish

not great. retakes retakes.
haha that spells "BAD" with an extra "b"

... MY DRIVING TEST

woooo. went to go check to see if mt snakeys have hatched and they have! there was one little chappy slithering around.
i am going to go and collect 3 later and make a nice home for them.

my lesson has been postponed to thursday so i have an extra day. phewww

i just had a driving lesson and it went rea;;y badly and my test is TOMORROW! my teacher made me cry! i am proper scared and she wont let me use her car tomorrow if you doesnt think i am ready. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

simon is going to be here soon and i think it is venison for dinidns. i dont think it could get any better!