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[russiaforever]

I'm stuck at my Dad's house, friendless, sexless, and broke. I found the following in a classified ad. I copied it here word for word exactly how it appeared

Comments

[ninabrujaha]

Hahahahahaha.

[kooshballrivky]

Why didn't you respond to the ad? You would no longer be sexless, or broke! You are exotic, with your Russian heritage. You know how to shop and cook. And good money!

[russiaforever]

I considered it, but I think its probably a guy. I need alot more than $1000 a week to take it in the ass.