God: Adam, I see you're really lonely there in the Garden of Eden. I'm gonna send you the perfect helpmate. She's going to be compassionate and understanding and you will really love her. But it will cost you an arm and a leg ( Read more... )

I am coming home on wednesday!
I am so fucking excited, I can't wait. Me and Ben are going to my aunt's house for the first Seder (and maybe the second?) I will be around until at least sunday, if not monday. Finally, a break from all of my schoolwork. Adi - friday night visit?

Theory ( Read more... )

There's this really funny comic strip about how two girls got possessed by demons because they read Harry Potter, but eventually found their way back to Jesus Christ. May the story be an inspiration to us all ( Read more... )

Char and I decided to go camping last night. Sort of. We decided to go to the parking lot at the visitor center of Harriman State Park, crash either in my car or on the grass outside, and then get up early in the a.m. and hike up the mountain. Anyway, we set out a blanket and food and stuff for dinner. I brought candles so we would have some light ( Read more... )

I'm looking for a job, and this is an ad I found on craigslist.com ( Read more... )

Here are a few excerpts from a conversation I had with David Gottlieb about flipping out in Israel:

[me talking about Jesse]
DGsuckit44: I hear he flipped out hardcore
[clearly a rabbinically prepared response]
WhiteTrash325: i dont know
WhiteTrash325: im not sure what that means

[me deciding to placate Dave and make flipping out seem okay by ( Read more... )

I found an odd article of clothing hanging in the back of my closet today. After turning it upside down and inside out for five minutes (literally) I found out that it was a skirt. My mom must be right, my Yeshiva education was completely wasted.

So the funniest thing happened the other day. Sam and I were at this convenience store, and Sam was being cheap and I was like, as a joke, "your conversion is right on schedule" meaning that she was being very Jewish. I think thats pretty damn subtle, but this obviously Jewish woman who was standing right there gave me a really nasty look.

So After being in Boston for less than two weeks I am fed up. I am coming home on Friday. All the preparations have been made. I went to best buy and got a radar detector. I sent an email to my manager telling him that I need to go home for the weekend and hug my friend. He emailed me back and told me that I'm gonna be in "deeeep trouble mister." ( Read more... )