Sam and I got into an argument about Incubi and Succubi, so I decided to look them up online to settle the argument. I came upon a fundamentalist Christian website, to which I am still glued two hours later. It is hilarious. I recommend it to all: www.jesus-is-lord.com ( Read more... )

My Grandma called me and demanded that I go to a doctor and get my blood tested, and my mom told me she thinks I'm anemic. Keren says I look homeless, and Sammy told me to bulk up. Since I hate needles I refused to go to the doctor, but I went to see my yoga teacher instead. Here is what I found out ( Read more... )

I became a reverend with the Universal Life Church yesterday. It is a non-denominational church (yes, that means that they don't belong to any specific religion.) Their only belief is religious freedom. I became a Reverend because it gives me the legal right to write myself religious exemptions from vaccinations I don't want to take ( Read more... )

I AM COMING HOME!!! College is pretty cool I guess, but I want to see my old friends again. I am taking tuesday off (not that I go to class anyway) and driving my ass back home. I'm driving Mark, this girl named Katie who I'm dropping off upstate somewhere, and a girl Tanya who I'm dropping off in Grafton, Mass. Very exciting. Other shit about ( Read more... )

The Yankees lost to the Boston Red Sox. I'm not really a hardcore fan, but when everybody here screams Yankees suck, it kinda brings something out. The riot was nuts. I was in the center of Kenmore square where all the crazy shit was happening ( Read more... )

Sukkot is pretty crazy here in Boston. There are random Jews standing on the street asking people if they're Jewish and making them shake the lulav. Then today I saw a pickup truck with a sukkah mounted on the flatbed ( Read more... )

The mnemonic for the resistor code (resistors as in the part of a circuit that slows down current) is:

Bad Boys Ravage Only Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly

(Black Brown Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Violet Gray White)

I am officially a college kid now. The past two days have felt more like a month. I moved in yesterday (sunday) and then as soon as my shit was dropped off, me and my dad went to Levi's grandma's house. Later on I went back to my dorm and met my roommate. Then things got really interesting. A few months ago, Andrew Herman gave me the screenname of ( Read more... )

I was on the phone with Batya, and she told me a hilarious story which I immediately ran to post on my LJ ( Read more... )

Sammy is leaving for college this Friday. Herman is also leaving sometime this week. Charlotte is leaving for Israel fairly soon. Mark is the only one of my close friends who I am likely to see on a fairly regular basis. He's in Waltham, which is very close to Boston. I decided to take my car with me and keep it with my relatives in Cambridge. I ( Read more... )