If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter ( Read more... )

I'm only writing this so I don't feel like my LJ is going to waste. Which it is but whatever. There is plenty to write about, but I'm not going to. I am not quite sure what purpose it serves for me to be posting the intimate details of my life ( Read more... )

I got a 1 on my Chemistry AP. Thats fucking awesome. It takes effort to fuck up that bad. I stopped paying attention in November. The only topics I know are pressure and some thermo. Everything else I didn't bother with. I also did not study at all. I took this test because it was a choice between a final of the exact same length and difficulty ( Read more... )

Mark and I went to Sammy's house. Along with his family, and a whole bunch of people they know, we went to an awesome fireworks show. It definetely rivaled any show I've ever seen, even if it only lasted half an hour. We were sitting really close, so the fireworks were almost right over us. Last year Sammy sat so close the ashes fell on him and ( Read more... )

Orientation was fucking awesome. I met so many cool people! You have to see her to believe it ( Read more... )

Tomorrow I'm going up to Boston for orientation at BU. When I return we shall hold a memorial ceremony for my virginity.

Last day of work today. I got fired. I learned a lot from today. Don't read this, its just my random thoughts on management and hiring skills ( Read more... )

I started work last week. My job consists of standing out on the street and convincing people to support Save The Children (its a charity.) The job is pretty cool. You go out with a different crew every day so you get to meet a lot of cool new kids. And the kids there really are cool. Four years of Frisch has left a mark on me. When I was first ( Read more... )

First day of work today. Ban on blonds is hereby repealed.

I'm stuck at my Dad's house, friendless, sexless, and broke. I found the following in a classified ad. I copied it here word for word exactly how it appeared ( Read more... )