This fucking killed me. I died.

[russian]

You Know You're Italian If ...

1. You have at least one relative who wore a black dress every day for a entire year after a funeral.
2 You spent your entire childhood thinking that what you ate for lunch was pronounced 'sangwich.'
3. Your family dog understood Italian.
4. Every Sunday afternoon of your childhood was spent visiting your

Comments

[lilacsmack]

Could you explain the bathtub Madonna thing? I see them and always wonder.

#25

[filmfreak933]

When working at the cider mill, which was owned by a very Italian family, Jack was the owner, his father was Tony, and his son was Dominic. Plus, his schitzo brother was Mario. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.
P.S.I agree with #66.

[forget_that_day]

Fuck Atkins, I'm a carb-whore -

and while we're at it, bring me some lemon ice!

[semicvetic]

well...i'm not italian=)
why - russian???